50 Great Sex Quotes That Will Make You Smile, Laugh or Get Turned On

By Avery Hoffman | Style Caster

SEX! Now that we’ve got your attention, there’s no denying that when it comes to everyone’s favorite three-letter word, most of spending a pretty hefty amount of time thinking about it, seeking it out, and—of course—doing it. However, we also seem to spend a good deal of time talking about it, as evidenced by the below sex quotes from a very diverse list of people.

Read on for 50 witty, poignant, and just plain famous sex quotes from writers, musicians, actors, comedians, and more.

1. “I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen

2. “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
― Oscar Wilde

3. “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
― Mae West

4. “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa

5. “It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”
― Jarod Kintz, $3.33

6. “Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”
― Woody Allen

7. “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
― Barbara Bush

8. “I couldn’t possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!”
― Russell Brand

9. “My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

10. “But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.”
― Gabriel García Márquez, Love in the Time of Cholera

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