Laugh Out Loud -> Go Ahead, You DESERVE It!

Written by on March 13, 2016 in Conscious Living, Happiness & Humor with 2 Comments



By Kimberlay Kiernan |ConsciousLifeNews

Being Awake and Aware means we know we need balance. Conscious Life News gives you content that is serious, and life enhancing or life changing, but laughter is good for the soul and helps to keep our equilibrium amid the chaos.

A child laughs spontaneously and scientific estimates are that an adult needs 15-17 GOOD SOLID LAUGHS  a day to be healthy.  So here you are. Take a few wonderful minutes. Reduce your blood pressure, lower stress, release endorphins, oxygenate your blood, improve your cardiac health, and enjoy this chuckle. Go ahead. Laugh Out Loud!!! You deserve it!  Here are quips, gags, and images to put a smile on your face, and help bring you back into balance.

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and finally,…..

Canuck Bob in the brothel……!!

Bob, a middle-aged Canadian tourist on his first time in Lincoln, Nebraska, locates the red light district and enters a large brothel.

The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young woman to entertain the client. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away!

Seeing this the madam sends over a more experienced “lady” to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams “NO!” and walks quickly away. The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two “girls” will have nothing to do with it. She decides that only her most experienced “lady”, Lola will do.

Lola looks a bit tired but she has never said NO, and it doesn't seem likely that anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Bob. they sit and talk, frolic a little , giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, “NO WAY BUDDY!” smacks him as hard as she can, and literally RUNS away!  Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel.

She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she did it for many years before she “got into management”. She's sure she has said yes at one time or another to everything a man could possibly ask for. The challenge is irresistible.

She just has to find out what this man has wanted that has made her girls so angry.  And she sees a chance she can't pass up, to show off to her employees how good she was at what they do.

So she goes over to Bob and says that she's the best in the house and she is available.  She sits and talks with him. They frolic a bit, giggle a bit, and drink a little, and she sits in his lap. And Bob leans forward and whispers in her ear, “Can I pay in Canadian dollars?”

Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You sleep Alone.


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  1.' Tawania Ramsey says:

    It nice to see all different race of women laughing in smile together we are human lol

  2.' Wellbeing Secrets says:

    Live intensely. Laugh out loud. Love profoundly. -Brave Chica

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