Laugh Out Loud -> Go Ahead, -> You Deserve It!

Posted by on April 3, 2016 in Conscious Living, Happiness & Humor with 3 Comments

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By Kimberlay Kiernan, Conscious Life News

The world we live in is pretty serious, fast and furious.  Stress is always there to pull us down.  As consciously aware people it is easy to lose our sense of balance.  Humour is a gift.  Studies say we need 12-15 good solid laughs a day to stay balanced. When physical measurements were taken of people laughing heartily, all body systems responded in a positive way. Blood pressure and heart rate normalized, hormone production balanced, sleep improved, digestion improved, the musculo-skeletal system relaxed, libido improved, and the participants were more receptive to new information, other forms of pleasure, and to additional sessions of laughter even if they did not believe they had the time. So here at Conscious Life News we invite you to make the time for a bit of hilarity. Go ahead!.  You can never get too much of it. You deserve it!  Balance your life with a few chuckles.

Kids are wonderful……. so smart too
Logic from an uncluttered Mind
little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, ‘When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, ‘What if 
Jonah went to hell?' 
                                                           The little girl replied, ‘Then you ask him'.

Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, ‘I'm drawing God.'
The teacher paused and said, ‘But no one knows what God looks like.'
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, ‘They will in a minute.'
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to ‘honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, ‘Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'
From the back, one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, ‘Thou shall not kill.'

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. 
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, ‘Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?'
Her mother replied, ‘Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, ‘Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'

I love this one!

T he children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
‘Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or ‘That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, ‘And there's the teacher, she's dead.’

……This other little kid  was really doing some thinking.It appears to me that he must have thought that his teacher was “dense”!!
teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, ‘Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
‘Yes,' the class said.

‘Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted,
 ‘Cause your feet ain't empty.'

I LIKE THE NEXT ONE IN PARTICULAR

T he children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
‘Take only ONE. God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, ‘Take all you want. God is watching the apples….'

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  1. 1479638785638538@facebook.com' Love and relationship quotes says:

    Keep moving! You may be tired, fired, burnt out and don’t feel like it…but keep moving! You may have stacks of bills and may be stressed out about how to pay them….but keep moving! You may have drama or trauma in your life…relationships…children…or career….but keep moving. Someone you care deeply about may be ill or declining in health. It is their journey. You are here to love, support and/or accompany them…not to become them…so keep moving! Life may hand you a set of keys that won’t open any doors. Crawl out a window…and keep moving! You will get past this moment. You will feel stronger and more hopeful than you are now. Resolve that you can and that you will do this. Just keep moving!! You have something special. You have GREATNESS within you!! wink emoticon

  2. 1063565703696291@facebook.com' Jeff Andrews says:

    gotta practice plenty first …go walking somewhere and practice different laughs so no be embarrassed …

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