Laugh Out Loud -> Go Ahead -> You Deserve It!!!

Written by on January 31, 2016 in Happiness & Humor with 0 Comments
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So much of our world and the information we consume is serious. Being Awake and Aware means we know we need balance.

A child laughs spontaneously and scientific estimates are that an adult needs 15-17 GOOD SOLID LAUGHS  a day to be healthy.  So here you are. Take a few wonderful minutes. Reduce your blood pressure, lower stress, release endorphins, oxygenate your blood, improve your cardiac health, and enjoy this chuckle. Go ahead. Laugh Out Loud!!! You deserve it!

And finally, from a good friend…


“Next time I come back I want to live my life backwards.  You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an Old People's Home feeling better every day.  You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work,  you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for forty years until you're  young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol and are generally promiscuous and then you're ready for high school.  You then go to primary school, become a kid and you play.You have no responsibilities, you become a baby and then you are born.And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap,  getting larger and larger quarters every day, and then Voila! you end up as an orgasm!”  

 

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