Giggles and Groans

Written by on May 8, 2016 in Conscious Living, Happiness & Humor with 3 Comments

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By Kimberlay Kiernan |ConsciousLifeNews

Contributions to Giggles, Groans and Humour posts are from readers, friends, relatives, and happenstance. The message to you is that you are precious and this NOW is a time of pressure and imbalance unless you take the time to add joy to your life. Joy and release often take the form of giggles, groans, howls of laughter, chuckles, and a tilting up of the corner of the mouth.

Yes it IS good medicine and here is why: it balances the negative you are often confronted with and frequently surrounded by. It relieves the tension and the worry for a lovely little moment. And it heals. It really does. Take a few moments now and enjoy the giggles and groans. If you have one you would share, please send it to us to post. Have a wonderful day…..

from Randy in Ontario….

Potatoes

Well,
A girl potato and a boy potato had eyes for each other and finally they got

married, and had a little Sweet Potato, which they called ‘Yam.’

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and getting Half-baked,so she wouldn’t

get accidentally Mashed, and get a bad name for herself like

‘Hot Potato,’ and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a

rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she wouldn’t stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her

Shoestring Cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam To watch out
for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.

And the Greasy guys from France called the French Fries.

 

And When she went out West, to Watch out for the Indians so she wouldn’t

get scalloped..

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn’t associate
with those high class Yukon Gold’s,or the ones from the other side of the

tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, ‘Frito Lay.’

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that’s PotatoUniversity )

so that when she graduated she’d really be In the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for Her, one-day Yam came home And announced

she was going to marry Peter Mansbridge.

Peter Mansbridge!

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn’t possibly marry Peter Mansbridge Because he’s just…

(Are you ready for this?
Are you sure?)

OK! ….Here it is!

A COMMONTATER

 

 

From Barry in Edmonton….

Skilled car driver rescues astronauts from meteor shower ( car ad)

 

From Brian in Maryland….

A reporter was interviewing the admissions clerk at a famous Mental Hospital. He asked how they decided whether a person was mentally ill and if so where to assign him or her.


The admissions clerk said, ” Oh we give them the bathtub test.  We fill a bathtub with water, give them a teaspoon, a coffee mug and a bucket and ask them to empty the tub. ”

“Well”, said the reporter, “I guess a normal person would use the bucket.”

“No….”, said the admissions clerk. “A normal person would pull the plug. Would you prefer a bed by the window or next to the hallway?”

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  1. 1524555004523697@facebook.com' Jaya Vattyam says:

    Let us learn how to laugh which we forgot

  2. 119268068484261@facebook.com' Thelma Buyacao says:

    True

  3. 816236868520006@facebook.com' Jason Kurtzenacker says:

    God brings balance to your mind, body and spirit. Laughing a little is good too. 🙂

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